Life would be boring without jokes. We all crack jokes. In India, most of the jokes, for some years now are being cracked on the Sikhs. Mind me, I’m not racist but I enjoy a good humour. Sorry if I offended anyone. Anyways, it’s just a joke ;p

Over the past years I’ve gathered and told plenty of jokes. Every now and then, I tend to forget some of them. So I’ve decided to to mark it down, permanently. Most of my friends heard most of it and those haven’t, here my collection of it…

Will be updated periodically.

What do you call a single singh?
Juswant Singh

What do you call a newborn singh?
Singlet?

What do you call a singh with single ball?
Balwant Singh

What do you call a singh with two balls?
Balan Singh (Balancing)

What do you call a singh with three balls?
Amazing

What do you call a triad member singh?
Sam Singh (Samseng)

What do you call lost singh?
Missing

What do you call a singh that is related to a boat?
Karpal Singh?

What will happen if he drowns?
Karam Singh

What do you call that singh who whacked you up nicely?
TIU NIA SINGH!!!

What do you call a bionic singh?
Turban-nator!

What will Yoda say if he sensed an evil jedi singh?
“Hmmm…dis-TURBAN-ce in the force I sensed”

What’s a singh favourite mode of transport?
Bai-cycle

What’s a singh favourite book?
Bai-ble

What’s a singh favourite subject?
You guessed it! Bai-logy

What will you name a boy band singh group?
N-Singh

What’s will their no.1 hit song be?
Bai Bai Bai