Why ji pa ban when you can have GOR PA BAN!
I’ve been buying lottery tickets since after I got to know of the JI PA BAN hokkien song. That song has been the national anthem for most Malaysian and Singaporean hokkien lang. But unfortunately, I missed the RM4.6 million jackpot this round. There’s goes my ‘ji pa ban’ dream but I must go on. I will follow up the next round. Sports Toto just announced on their website that the estimated price winning will be up to RM5.2 million!!! I wanna strike the GOR PA BAN JACKPOT!
Who needs Ji Pa Ban when I can have GOR PA BAN!!! Kanneh, If I win the jackpot, I’ll go hire the singer of ‘Ji Pa Ban’ to sing it ‘GOR PA BAN’ instead.
Waaa…I tell you ah, if I strike this jackpot harr….HO SEH LIOA!
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HOKKIEN FOR DUMMIES
ji pa ban = one million
gor pa ban = five million
ho seh lioa = in good situation, damn happy
kanneh = another hokkien slang for fuck, fuck you fuck yo mama, fuck whatever laawu gor pa ban, si beh ho seh lioa = got 5 million, damn shiok
lai lai lai, wa chia li chiak sushi = come, I treat you eat sushi
If you strike gor pa ban, the first thing you do is buy me a purple wira.. and loadsa russ bear bears! wheeeeeeeee….! lol.
gor par ban ar…. bang kin bank la bin pun jia beh liao la…. fix deposit 3 % x goh par ban, ji ni ho lu ji ban goh chap cheng walau eh….
Lu Ban ban tan lar. Goh par ( 5 slaps ) lu ai mai ?
Lu hambin si bor ?
Kanneh foodcrazee…sien la lu. Ta ta pai cho wa sit bong.
KanNiNeh… someone teach me how to buy the jackpot thingy…
Easiest Way…. Go ToTO Counter and tell ho wa Super 6/49 computer draw. Than he will give u a computer draw no. the next day kua po zua….
Ji Pa Ban? work hard lah! Ban Ban Tan!
2 par ban, wah my joh Kang (Job) Liao. Bye Bye to joh Kang Liao.