When you talk like DOTA, you know you’re a freak.
If you were into online gaming you’d probably know about online games such as Gunbound, Rose Online, World or WarCraft, WarCraft 3 and many more. All these games are available free to download and play whether you’re in a Cyber Cafe or at home. With a minimum fee, you’ll get to play endlessly.
The trend of online and LAN gaming is getting out of hand and it has become more than just another computer game, it is a lifestyle. You can walk into any Cyber Cafes in Subang Jaya and you’ll see these places are hoarded with students and all of them are fanatic online gamers. What surprises me am the alarming number of females playing these online games…and trust me, some of them are really good at it. But it’s usually the boys that would talk and laugh about it after every game. Some fights even broke out because of thrash talking. Silly!
But what’s more funny is when they start talking computer games. 2- 3 years back, you’d probably hear people shouting “Fire in the hole” or “Team fall back” aimlessly over at mamak stalls. As ridiculous as it may sound but that was the Counter-Strike time, a popular team-based mod of Valve’s first-person shooter Half-Life. Now, you’ll occasionally hear people talking about Luna, Lina, Medusa and Zeus. No they are not talking about mythical characters in novel or a storybook, they are actually talking about DOTA.
Defence of the Ancients (called DOTA for short) is a custom game map created for the Blizzard’s famous game Warcraft 3.Originally developed for Warcraft 3: Reign of Chaos (and wildly popular) by Eul, the map was later ported onto Frozen Throne (the expansion pack for Warcraft 3), was released. Currently the most popular ports of DOTA are Allstars, CHAOS and Classic.
Lemme tell you this, this game is seriously addictive. Gamers can play on for hours and hours and sometimes they lose track of time playing DOTA. I myself am quite an avid DOTA freak. I’m lucky enough to have the luxury to play DOTA online in the comfort of my own room. This game is so addictive that many students made Cyber Cafes as their 2nd home. Some practically live there! These gamers have got a habit, after every game or two; they will all go over to the nearest mamak stall and talk about it. So you if ever overheard youngsters talking, laughing and shouting words like “OWNING” and “GODLIKE”, you’ll know that they are DOTA FREAKS.
Youngster A : Wahh, I was owning Lich King early. He died so many times.
Youngster B : Yah but not as good as my CM. Mahai, with dagger and scepter I OWN Zeus.
Youngster C : Hahaha…. don’t let me FINGER you next time.
Youngster B : Dagon + Laguna + refresher = GG
Youngster A : Hahhahahha….yahyah GG!
Youngster F : Kanneh, I hate those noob leavers!! Don’t sien!
Youngster A : Eh go go go quick, stun that fella. I’ll Ult!
Youngster C : Faster windwalk and then MOM.
Youngster B : Get Rapier and rape their ass la.
Yougster A : You noob!! Kser!
Galvin : gl hf!
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noob, i don’t know what you’re talking about.. but later when we play i would like to -random then pwn the mch in the mid.farm for 4 hours and then come up with divine, then i kena GB and they get divine and we kena tar pau
you know why cs is not popular anymore in malaysia? coz the freakin cyber cafes dont install cs source and there arent any public servers around. “If you were into online gaming you’d probably know about online games such as Gunbound, Rose Online, World or WarCraft, WarCraft 3 and many more. All these games are available free to download and play whether you’re in a Cyber Cafe or at home.”
what the hell WoW free to download? minimum fee? 60 days cost rm120…get your facts straight
Hisyam, I never mentioned that I had to pay anything to play all these games, right?
Chill
crazy ar..pay for online games….no way….i play WOW , wc3 and all for free !!!…..and we know how to do it…don’t ask, we’ll shoot u
lol…funny stuff, the conversation…i think only ppl who play dota can understand the joke…and yes I admit I’m a dota freak
hahah hello from the dude which will PWN u till ur gums bleed. OMG ..how can people not GET THE JOKE… brains must be frigging LAGGING…DROP!!!!!
OMG..GOD got URSA WARRIOR..THIS ROUND SURE LOSE… RM RM RM!!!
GL HF
i hope u guys will get banned for playing wow illegally
Haha..chill Hisyam. I don’t play WOW anyways. BTW, haven’t you heard of the 14 days WOW free trial? Cheers
DOTA sux lor.. stupid waste of time.. youngsters nowadays realli have no life isit.. 16 dis year, played it for a few months den found it a nuisance with everyone around keep talking bout it
i love rhasta … i am rhasta king …
ppl call me rhasta sim … coz i only use him so call me tyson sim rhasta … or the dumbo
say NO to dota!
i ain’t a dota freak…
dun ever get addicted to it! =p
LOL!!!!!!!!! Dota is really fun!!!
Dota PWN e world man. Hahas… Who says girls can’t play?
I m a living example!!!! Hahahas.. I owned e guys, and they cnt believe i am a gal!! hahahas. Ownage. Sniper built and scouts of chicken comes from me.. Cnt believe..? =x
-Loves Rakion =DD
omgZZZ u nubs are NUBZ man u go rong hero LOL no rm!!!!!!!!!11one.
bst hiro isi trollord and melee and 2basher and 2 hyper and treads and powerweapon (MAYBI BURIZZZ) n u have PERMIBASHOR LOL GG FOR NUB NO RM 105%
i go 15-0 EVRI GAEM ^_^ giB itam>?!
sandking is very powefull like Luna!!!!! bcuz i was godlike in sandking
Ursa warrior sure lose? are u sure?
with the same item build n stuff ursa warrior is godlike!
even naix cant win ursa! real deal. play last hit laa~!!
yahhhhhh…………….i enjoy playing dotah……….its very very very very very very very very very ery very bice game…..
Ur all no metz 2 me im d strongest in dota ya know!!!!!!!!!!
nice play brood mother!!!!!!!!!!!
dota sux. pure and simple. loads of other maps pwn dota. dota just bloody suck for a 2006 game. seriously it’s fucking old and it’s fucking shit now. I hate that game. Should be flushed down the toilet. dota cultists should just stfu.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!masaya tlaga ang dota parang tanga!!!!!pero nakaka adik super maga kill!!!!! katulad n jaime,banjo,jeric james soriano iringen o d ba”adik”,pilipe,kuya pogi,ang pinaka cute”jones”heheheehehehe!!!!!!!AYOS NA!!!triple killl!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!1!!
pls la Ursa can own man, but owning naix i not sure la late game naix + satanic pure gay la. And, and and and and and ya i love dota.
MEGA KILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice and funny post, but i guess only DoTA freaks can understand the real meaning of your post… (uh, i am laughing while reading it…seems like i’m a freak as well).
By the way, even the comments in your post sounds so DoTA freaks~ wraaaaaaaaagh, fresh meat!
law2x kuntra idol k sandking 3 kill pirme with staner pa kmo…..
Hey cath. We “DOTA FREAKS” does not suddenly get addictive in dota. when you play. you get killed because your opponent is a PRO. so you will think, (if i play again, i will be OWNED again) right?? but we “DOTA FREAKS” we play!!! we lose!! WE LEARN!! we learned how play more furiously. if they use LINA INVERSE. We will only use BASHER [to stun continuesly], OR BKB [black king bar(immune to magic)] there, Playing is not for fight, of for enemies. IT IS FOR FUN. you can learn something. if you play, then lose. just learn how to contradict the items. the heroes. every heroes have a weak spot. Your the one who can find it out. GOT it??
uhm.. about the pic. i dont know the hero [4 box vertical, 6 box horizontal] the bottom of TINY, right silencer, left anubarak, top dragon knight. email it to me plzzz. cloud_strife0920@yahoo.com.ph TY LETS GET OWNED!!