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The Twins And Their Moronic Uncle.

August 2, 2005 by Galvin Tan in Junk with 0 Comments


A eight month old pregnant lady met an accident and was admitted to hospital in a coma.

She woke up 2 months later and found herself lying in a strange room. In shock, she shouted for help. A nurse came rushing in through the door to comfort the confused lady.

Nurse :
Don’t worry ma’am, you’re in a hospital and you’re in good hands.

Lady : Where am I? My GOD, where’s my baby?? Where’s my baby??!??

Nurse : Don’t worry…don’t worry…everything is fine. Your babies are sleeping now and you a safe here now.

Lady : *gasping* what? My babies?

Nurse : Yes ma’am, your babies. You have a pair of twins! You were still in coma when you were due. The doctor had to perform a cesarean section to deliver the babies safely. You’re now a mother of a boy and a girl.

Lady : Oh my god…twins? boy? girl??! Where are my babies now??!

Nurse : Now calm down ma’am. Yes, a boy and a girl. They’re in the maternity room and they’re sound asleep. You’ll get to see them soon.

Nurse : Oh, and your cousin helped to named them too.

Lady : Ohhh…..WHAT?? My cousin?!

Nurse : Yes, you do have a cousin, don’t you?

Lady : Yes I do but he’s a moron!! How could you let him named my babies!??! What’s the name of my beloved babies?

Nurse : I’m sorry ma’am we didn’t know your cousin was a moron. Baby girl…the niece …

Lady : (cutting in) … ohh…Denise is a nice name. What’s my boy’s name?

Nurse : The nephew!!!

This is when the lady past out again for 2 more days.



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A creative professional and social media junkie, Galvin Tan has been blogging since 2005 and he writes about everything from food to gadget. An avid fan of football and loves playing foosball and basketball. For latest updates, follow him @galvintan on Twitter.

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