A eight month old pregnant lady met an accident and was admitted to hospital in a coma.
She woke up 2 months later and found herself lying in a strange room. In shock, she shouted for help. A nurse came rushing in through the door to comfort the confused lady.
Nurse : Don’t worry ma’am, you’re in a hospital and you’re in good hands.
Lady : Where am I? My GOD, where’s my baby?? Where’s my baby??!??
Nurse : Don’t worry…don’t worry…everything is fine. Your babies are sleeping now and you a safe here now.
Lady : *gasping* what? My babies?
Nurse : Yes ma’am, your babies. You have a pair of twins! You were still in coma when you were due. The doctor had to perform a cesarean section to deliver the babies safely. You’re now a mother of a boy and a girl.
Lady : Oh my god…twins? boy? girl??! Where are my babies now??!
Nurse : Now calm down ma’am. Yes, a boy and a girl. They’re in the maternity room and they’re sound asleep. You’ll get to see them soon.
Nurse : Oh, and your cousin helped to named them too.
Lady : Ohhh…..WHAT?? My cousin?!
Nurse : Yes, you do have a cousin, don’t you?
Lady : Yes I do but he’s a moron!! How could you let him named my babies!??! What’s the name of my beloved babies?
Nurse : I’m sorry ma’am we didn’t know your cousin was a moron. Baby girl…the niece …
Lady : (cutting in) … ohh…Denise is a nice name. What’s my boy’s name?
Nurse : The nephew!!!
This is when the lady past out again for 2 more days.