I’ve been buying lottery tickets since after I got to know of the JI PA BAN hokkien song. That song has been the national anthem for most Malaysian and Singaporean hokkien lang. But unfortunately, I missed the RM4.6 million jackpot this round. There’s goes my ‘ji pa ban’ dream but I must go on. I will follow up the next round. Sports Toto just announced on their website that the estimated price winning will be up to RM5.2 million!!! I wanna strike the GOR PA BAN JACKPOT!
Who needs Ji Pa Ban when I can have GOR PA BAN!!! Kanneh, If I win the jackpot, I’ll go hire the singer of ‘Ji Pa Ban’ to sing it ‘GOR PA BAN’ instead.
Waaa…I tell you ah, if I strike this jackpot harr….HO SEH LIOA!
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HOKKIEN FOR DUMMIES
ji pa ban = one million
gor pa ban = five million
ho seh lioa = in good situation, damn happy
kanneh = another hokkien slang for fuck, fuck you fuck yo mama, fuck whatever laa
wu gor pa ban, si beh ho seh lioa = got 5 million, damn shiok
lai lai lai, wa chia li chiak sushi = come, I treat you eat sushi