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Why ji pa ban when you can have GOR PA BAN!

August 5, 2005 by Galvin Tan in Daily Rants, Junk with 16 Comments


I’ve been buying lottery tickets since after I got to know of the JI PA BAN hokkien song. That song has been the national anthem for most Malaysian and Singaporean hokkien lang. But unfortunately, I missed the RM4.6 million jackpot this round. There’s goes my ‘ji pa ban’ dream but I must go on. I will follow up the next round. Sports Toto just announced on their website that the estimated price winning will be up to RM5.2 million!!! I wanna strike the GOR PA BAN JACKPOT!



Who needs Ji Pa Ban when I can have GOR PA BAN!!! Kanneh, If I win the jackpot, I’ll go hire the singer of ‘Ji Pa Ban’ to sing it ‘GOR PA BAN’ instead.

Waaa…I tell you ah, if I strike this jackpot harr….HO SEH LIOA!


Picture curi-ed from http://www.ishiboo.com/~kneel/japan/html/img_0480.html

HOKKIEN FOR DUMMIES

ji pa ban = one million
gor pa ban = five million
ho seh lioa = in good situation, damn happy
kanneh = another hokkien slang for fuck, fuck you fuck yo mama, fuck whatever laa

wu gor pa ban, si beh ho seh lioa = got 5 million, damn shiok
lai lai lai, wa chia li chiak sushi = come, I treat you eat sushi



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2BanLan
2BanLan

2 par ban, wah my joh Kang (Job) Liao. Bye Bye to joh Kang Liao.

2BanLan
2BanLan

2 par ban, wah my joh Kang (Job) Liao. Bye Bye to joh Kang Liao.

banbabtan
banbabtan

Ji Pa Ban? work hard lah! Ban Ban Tan!

banbabtan
banbabtan

Ji Pa Ban? work hard lah! Ban Ban Tan!

jimmypay
jimmypay

Easiest Way.... Go ToTO Counter and tell ho wa Super 6/49 computer draw. Than he will give u a computer draw no. the next day kua po zua....

jimmypay
jimmypay

Easiest Way.... Go ToTO Counter and tell ho wa Super 6/49 computer draw. Than he will give u a computer draw no. the next day kua po zua....

jack0
jack0

KanNiNeh... someone teach me how to buy the jackpot thingy...

jack0
jack0

KanNiNeh... someone teach me how to buy the jackpot thingy...

galvin
galvin

Kanneh foodcrazee...sien la lu. Ta ta pai cho wa sit bong.

galvin
galvin

Kanneh foodcrazee...sien la lu. Ta ta pai cho wa sit bong.

foodcrazee
foodcrazee

Lu Ban ban tan lar. Goh par ( 5 slaps ) lu ai mai ?

Lu hambin si bor ?

foodcrazee
foodcrazee

Lu Ban ban tan lar. Goh par ( 5 slaps ) lu ai mai ?

Lu hambin si bor ?

jimmypay
jimmypay

gor par ban ar.... bang kin bank la bin pun jia beh liao la.... fix deposit 3 % x goh par ban, ji ni ho lu ji ban goh chap cheng walau eh....

jimmypay
jimmypay

gor par ban ar.... bang kin bank la bin pun jia beh liao la.... fix deposit 3 % x goh par ban, ji ni ho lu ji ban goh chap cheng walau eh....

Radiance
Radiance

If you strike gor pa ban, the first thing you do is buy me a purple wira.. and loadsa russ bear bears! wheeeeeeeee....! lol.

Radiance
Radiance

If you strike gor pa ban, the first thing you do is buy me a purple wira.. and loadsa russ bear bears! wheeeeeeeee....! lol.

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