Now I found out why some champion just simply don’t become champions anymore! You gotta view this movie and you’ll know why.

http://www.testofcharacter.co.uk/play_win_hi.asp

Have you ever had those mysterious missed calls? Unfamiliar number that keeps calling your phone sometime right in the middle of the night? Well, I used to have such calls back then when I was using my 016 number. I tell you, those missed calls are irritating! Sometimes I don’t whether to call back or not. And when I do call back, the person on the other side of the phone will claim that he never call at all. Well, atleast that person sounded sincere to me…so I couldn’t be totally pissed with him/her. So what can I do..ignore it?

Now here’s one way to handle such irritating mysterious calls. CAUTION! THIS AUDIO IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK

This may be a set up, by its still darn hilarious! LMAO!

ahbeng: Hullo
bangla: Ya
ahbeng: Eh you fucking cibai who called this number ah 9103054
bangla: I never call you le
ahbeng: You fuck ah, today you called so many time…about six times you know
bangla: now ah?
ahbeng: ah now? ah then your father called ar?
bangla: ok ok .., I see I see later I wanna check
ahbeng: I fuck you … you stay where? you stay where? you tell me you stay where? you working where?
bangla: Then you say me for what..fuck la you kan nin no bo eh cibai bastard
ahbeng: your mother cibai you fucking here you no life ar?
bangla: I know you I wanna hantam you you fucking cibai

both: ok you stay where you stay where? bangla mumbling..I slap you mother cibai your mother cibaiyou wanna kill me you now come I kill you kannin no bu eh cibai kannin no bu eh cibai you bastard kannin no bu eh cibai fuck la kannin no bu eh cibai your mother father bastard you roti besarchinese fuck chinese fuck cibai bastard la fuckin cibai i no fuck I no fuck

ahbeng: I now call police I wanna call..I now catch your number I call police ..I wanna call your
bangla: for what I never i card..the i card i buy for me you’re going you’re
ahbeng: what card? i fuck you your father ask me buy come ar?
bangla: I .. i …ah
ahbeng: no no no i wanna report you fucking I make sure you come you dont come Singapore anymore as if you fucking bangla you another cibai indian motherfucker
bangla: har? I fuck you already I told you I wanna cancel the ..the number
ahbeng: ah why you scold me …why you scold me? you cancel..you cancel your father ar? you scold me
bangla: coz i i said i change
ahbeng: a fuck you ah now where you stay?
bangla: har? you where stay I come you where you stay I come!
ahbeng: You sure? You come Bonggol now
bangla: Har
ahbeng: Now ah you come Bonggol
bangla: Bonggol ah bonggol where?
ahbeng: Bonggol…block 107 now now you come
bangla: that new block ar?
ahbeng: fuck you lar ask your father all come la
bangla: har
ahbeng: you mother cibai you
bangla: I one man enough you dont talk so much..I one man I …30 person 5 person 10 person dont care
ahbeng: you come 10 20 men i oso no scared la
bangla: you i tell you I real sorry sorry you wanna to fuck me people for what? you tell me?
ahbeng: ofcoz what you call me I fuck you la what…
bangla: you tell me you wanna er…instead of fucking fucking cibai for what…this one..you cannot telle me this one..talk to nicely people..let ppl understand
ahbeng: eh fuck you la , talk nicely you call me 6 time I talk to you nicely
bangla: this number last time use a my friend ..fuck I dont know that he gonna go back already
ahbeng: I fuck your friend la I dont care your friend, your father or your mother use I oso dont care, as long as you dont care this number? why you call 6 times?
bangla: okok i wanna…
ahbeng: you find you find prostitute ar? you think prostitue use this number? your friend girl ar?
bangla: no la no la
ahbeng: ah then why you call call call call ah?
bangla: No la no la
ahbeng: you fucking cibai bangla
bangla: I now I now I see I wanna cancel this number ok i think
ahbeng: You fucking make sure you cancel ah ..one more time I make sure one more time you call I make sure I kill you…your whle family all die ah..I tell you ah..I gangster ah…I tell you ah…
bangla: dont worry..I never give to I see buy from this one ok?
ahbeng: Make sure ar..
bangla: I keep the sing dollar I done promise one card..
ahbeng: ok you fucking make sure you dont call ok ah.. I see ah
bangla: ok ok..
ahbeng: ok ar..one more time you call ah..
bangla: ok today I wanna cancel ah this number
ahbeng: Then you must say sorry to me now..
bangla: ok I cannot talk already I I keep repeat I sorry already
ahbeng: I dont wanna talk so much I want you say sorry can already
bangla: ok ok ..sorry sorry.. i i wanna cancel the number now..
ahbeng: ah…say very very sorry
bangla: oh okok ..sorry sorry sorry…
ahbeng: okok
bangla: okok

Sorry for the long silence but I’ve been busy rebuilding my Foosball Community Malaysia portal. Since the portal is almost done, I wish to share this wonderful game called FOOSBALL to everyone.

Every time you say “foosball,” you’re putting a foot in your mouth-a German foot!

Foosball is the American corruption of fussball (pronounced the same), the German word for soccer-literally foot plus ball. While the sport has the more formal name of table soccer, to the American players who love it, it’s foosball, or just foos.

Unfortunately, the origins of the game are not as easy to trace as those of its name. Like many games, it is quite possible that variations of foosball developed in different countries over roughly the same time period. Since organised soccer first entered the sports scene in the 1860s, the invention of soccer’s table version can be safely dated sometime afterward, probably in the late 1800s. The earliest United States patent for a foosball table was registered in 1901, but it is generally agreed that foosball, like soccer, originated in western Europe.

Foosball came in to Malaysia somewhere in the 70s-80s. Currently, the most famous foosball table would be the Tornado. You’ve probably seen such tables at Breaker’s Club in Desa Sri Hartamas or even at AsiaCafe in Subang Jaya. Although this game has a small community, but the number of people getting into this game is growing rapidly.

I myself started playing foosball since back in 1995. I was never good in it then. I was just playing the game for the fun of it. Seriously, this game is really fun when you do get the hang of it. It was only recently I started playing this game seriously. I played last year nationals tournament but I didn’t got far. But this never stop me from playing the game I love most. I really hope that one day, this game will eventually grow as big as other indoor sports such as bowling or even pool.

So if you’re ever in AsiaCafe, Subang Jaya. Drop me a visit, I’m always there foosing. Occasionally, you’ll find KY (kyspeaks.blogspot.com) and Terence (www.terenceg.com/blog/) there too. By the way, they rule there!

You can read more about them here.

Yesterday, Bank Negara made an announcement of the withdrawal of RM1 coin from circulation. Bank Negara also confirmed that the RM1 coin will cease to be a legal tender by Dec 7. From what I see, the ‘cut-off’ date already started the day it was announced. True enough in today’s The Star newspaper, some traders already suffered losses when a commercial bank seized some of the coins when they tried exchanging the coins for notes. Out of RM100 worth of coins, the trader only got back RM70 in notes. The bank confiscated the ones they thought to be counterfeits.

This is going to be tough, especially to the public. No business operators are willing to accept RM1 coins as payment. If they do accept, they will end up with a whole lot of RM1 coins which they’ll think twice before surrendering it back to Bank Negara for notes. They’ll probably end up making a lost. Even if they are generous enough to accept the RM1 as payment from consumers, they’ll still end up with whole lots of coins by Dec 6. How are they going to exchange for notes by Dec 7? So why go through the hassle of accepting those coins? The towkay and towkaysoh from our nearby coffee shop tried not to accept RM1 coins already. And if there’s any change, the consumer refuse to take any RM1 coins as well. So how are we to dispose the RM1 coins?

Some scoundrels already tried disposing their counterfeits coins in many ways. I’m a businessman and my business runs coin operated machines (no, I’m not doing those fucking gaming slot machines). So what if I end up with a whole lot of counterfeited RM1 coins. We can’t really tell apart the real and the counterfeited RM1 coins. We do have coins counting/sorting machine. From my experience, these machines can only be set to determine the diameter and thickness of a coin. That’s how the machine differentiates RM1, 50, 20 and even 10 cent coins. Sometimes, damaged coins can not be accepted by the machine. And we do have plenty of legal and genuine but damaged RM1 coins circulating around. If I do take it to the bank to exchange for notes, will some of my coins be confiscated if they end up being fakes? How can Bank Negara tell that the RM1 coin is a fake? If it is a fake and I can’t exchange it for note, can we have the fake coins back? Since I can’t get my money back, at least I still have some fake coins to throw at people!!! &$&^#^&$%

Source : The Star newspaper
Bank Negara to withdraw RM1 coin from Dec 7
Public see red over ringgit coin withdrawal

Anti-rape device unveiled by South African inventor
Kleinmond, South Africa — A South African inventor unveiled a new anti-rape female condom yesterday that hooks onto an attacker’s penis and aims to reduce one of the highest rates of sexual assault in the world.

The “rapex,” a device worn like a tampon, has sparked controversy in a country used to daily reports of violent crime. It raises fears among anti-rape activists that it could escalate violence against women. It hooks into the rapist’s skin, allowing the victim time to escape and helping to identify the perpetrator.

The device, made of latex and held firm by shafts of sharp barbs, can be removed from the man only through surgery, which will alert hospital staff and, ultimately, the police.

Source

Now this is a cool invention. The inventor must be a real hardcore women activist to create a device that can inflict much pain and damage to the rapist’s ego. According to the inventor, the device applies like any other tampons and doesn’t have any side effects to the applicator.

Imagine having rolls of fishing hooks in your vagina, waiting to hook the next meat penetrating through. Ouch!

For Illustrative purpose only. Actual product is similar but this is not it.