How to handle mysterious calls … ah beng style!
Have you ever had those mysterious missed calls? Unfamiliar number that keeps calling your phone sometime right in the middle of the night? Well, I used to have such calls back then when I was using my 016 number. I tell you, those missed calls are irritating! Sometimes I don’t whether to call back or not. And when I do call back, the person on the other side of the phone will claim that he never call at all. Well, atleast that person sounded sincere to me…so I couldn’t be totally pissed with him/her. So what can I do..ignore it?
Now here’s one way to handle such irritating mysterious calls. CAUTION! THIS AUDIO IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK
This may be a set up, by its still darn hilarious! LMAO!
ahbeng: Hullo
bangla: Ya
ahbeng: Eh you fucking cibai who called this number ah 9103054
bangla: I never call you le
ahbeng: You fuck ah, today you called so many time…about six times you know
bangla: now ah?
ahbeng: ah now? ah then your father called ar?
bangla: ok ok .., I see I see later I wanna check
ahbeng: I fuck you … you stay where? you stay where? you tell me you stay where? you working where?
bangla: Then you say me for what..fuck la you kan nin no bo eh cibai bastard
ahbeng: your mother cibai you fucking here you no life ar?
bangla: I know you I wanna hantam you you fucking cibai
both: ok you stay where you stay where? bangla mumbling..I slap you mother cibai your mother cibaiyou wanna kill me you now come I kill you kannin no bu eh cibai kannin no bu eh cibai you bastard kannin no bu eh cibai fuck la kannin no bu eh cibai your mother father bastard you roti besarchinese fuck chinese fuck cibai bastard la fuckin cibai i no fuck I no fuck
ahbeng: I now call police I wanna call..I now catch your number I call police ..I wanna call your
bangla: for what I never i card..the i card i buy for me you’re going you’re
ahbeng: what card? i fuck you your father ask me buy come ar?
bangla: I .. i …ah
ahbeng: no no no i wanna report you fucking I make sure you come you dont come Singapore anymore as if you fucking bangla you another cibai indian motherfucker
bangla: har? I fuck you already I told you I wanna cancel the ..the number
ahbeng: ah why you scold me …why you scold me? you cancel..you cancel your father ar? you scold me
bangla: coz i i said i change
ahbeng: a fuck you ah now where you stay?
bangla: har? you where stay I come you where you stay I come!
ahbeng: You sure? You come Bonggol now
bangla: Har
ahbeng: Now ah you come Bonggol
bangla: Bonggol ah bonggol where?
ahbeng: Bonggol…block 107 now now you come
bangla: that new block ar?
ahbeng: fuck you lar ask your father all come la
bangla: har
ahbeng: you mother cibai you
bangla: I one man enough you dont talk so much..I one man I …30 person 5 person 10 person dont care
ahbeng: you come 10 20 men i oso no scared la
bangla: you i tell you I real sorry sorry you wanna to fuck me people for what? you tell me?
ahbeng: ofcoz what you call me I fuck you la what…
bangla: you tell me you wanna er…instead of fucking fucking cibai for what…this one..you cannot telle me this one..talk to nicely people..let ppl understand
ahbeng: eh fuck you la , talk nicely you call me 6 time I talk to you nicely
bangla: this number last time use a my friend ..fuck I dont know that he gonna go back already
ahbeng: I fuck your friend la I dont care your friend, your father or your mother use I oso dont care, as long as you dont care this number? why you call 6 times?
bangla: okok i wanna…
ahbeng: you find you find prostitute ar? you think prostitue use this number? your friend girl ar?
bangla: no la no la
ahbeng: ah then why you call call call call ah?
bangla: No la no la
ahbeng: you fucking cibai bangla
bangla: I now I now I see I wanna cancel this number ok i think
ahbeng: You fucking make sure you cancel ah ..one more time I make sure one more time you call I make sure I kill you…your whle family all die ah..I tell you ah..I gangster ah…I tell you ah…
bangla: dont worry..I never give to I see buy from this one ok?
ahbeng: Make sure ar..
bangla: I keep the sing dollar I done promise one card..
ahbeng: ok you fucking make sure you dont call ok ah.. I see ah
bangla: ok ok..
ahbeng: ok ar..one more time you call ah..
bangla: ok today I wanna cancel ah this number
ahbeng: Then you must say sorry to me now..
bangla: ok I cannot talk already I I keep repeat I sorry already
ahbeng: I dont wanna talk so much I want you say sorry can already
bangla: ok ok ..sorry sorry.. i i wanna cancel the number now..
ahbeng: ah…say very very sorry
bangla: oh okok ..sorry sorry sorry…
ahbeng: okok
bangla: okok







hehehehe… so funny!!!
ROFL…that was funny shit.
next to the SARS song,…this is the funniest audio shit i’ve heard!!! lol
u stay where har har?! u work where har har?! ……. i wan u say sorry now… LOL where the hell u get that kor?
where did you found that file?
I actually got it from 2 sources. A friend sent me a link to a site and I’ve received forwarded emails of the audio file too.
That could be Ashraf
vulgar all de way.. sweet.. lolx
ahahaha cannot stop laughing whey
WHAT THE FUCK
Did I hear roti-prata somewhere???
Hey I cannot hear anything. The chao cheebye file won’t load! Ahhh…
yeah i hear roti prata somewhere too…. galv.. u must have listen to it.. THAT much times huh
I think their mouths were full of roti prata or something from the sound of it. ouch.
wah biang eh…
damn funny leh…
I will never look at Prata the same way again.
haha. Damn funny. Laughed until I got slightly asthmatic… heh.
poor thing that indian guy.he jus gt the wrong number n tio fucked til lik that.racism
what’s so funny, weird english
hokkien poeple are the best
haha… nice and cartoon webbby… hehe… keep up the gd work… hehe… Ho seh la… haha!!
Hey, I’ve got the same file too.
I’ve posted it yesterday evening. Found it in some guy’s blog. He used that as his “Background Music.”
Didn’t intend 2 copy fr u, dude. (As I didn’t view ur page until today) Anyway, it was definitely an interesting conversation. That Indian guy could have ended the conversation at the initial stage. Its just a click away anyway.
Whoa, that is some racist stuff there.
hahaha
madness!
Woah, even foreigners know local vulgarities.. cool…. haha!
Local v Bangla,awesome!
pls dont be racist. all humans have feelings man.
if this conversation really happened (not staged), then i think its too much from the local fellow man.
i hope that his dick rots. bless his balls.
knn this ccb beng too free nothing to do go disturb people create trouble.
pcb as mq said hope that his dick rots. i dont bless his balls but press his balls
I have to agree with mq…but I think it was staged…cuz if you notice at the end…he demanded that the foreigner apologize to him many times….that kinda gave me the hint that it was staged, cuz who on earth would say ” say you very very soryy” if they’re really mad and pissed? it was staged if you ask me
COOL,,,,,IM COOL………FUCKING CHI BAI !!!!!
SO COOL THEN U THINK I HOT AR? KAN NI NA,CHI BAI,
ANIMAL FUCKER!!!
Hi,
Just happen to surf pass your blog.No offence.
Funny audio clip u got there.
Cheers.
I think everyone should call 91403054
and say,
EH YOU CB, BULLY MY FREN, I HAMTUM YOU. DOWNSTAIRS ALREADY. AT BONGGOL. BLK 107.
Lol .. Darn Funny Clip ….
hmmm galvin,
it seems funny to me.
but hope you know you are putting yaself at risk. Hmm the internet is no longer safe.
esp with the 2 cases. jail anyone?
hmm oops. u are in malaysia huh.
my mistake
hahah continue continue.
eh u dun farking bully my friend k.. i is lawyer i tell u k..
racism does exist. well, its true that some of these banglah workers are idiots but there are alot of really smart ones. its just that immature bastards tend to stereotype. thats fucking annoying.
So contradictory haha, how to f*ck your mom but your mom no cb?! HAHA (conclusion:anal) rofl
A damn racist clip, shit, must give it that, but still, a good clip.
I might add that centrepide said some truth there, tho might not be staged, I dunno, but has some elements of it.
lol, heard it three times, YOUR MOTHER FATHER ROTI PRATHA, HAHA, must hear, round the 1:00min mark…
lol enjoy peeps..
hey, did anyone of you hear some background voices in the clips? in the start middle and the end? can anyone decipher it? lol, this clip definitely sounds like a set up now… cuz I heard sumone say knn bo cb first then the bangla guy said it… wierd…
Hahaha…..!!!!!! aneh ngam eh….ah beng pun hokkien lang wor…..wa pun chio kao wa si liao…!!!!hahaha!!!!!! damn funny lar guys..!!! eh anyway i heard a story about ah beng don even noe how to fuck a girl haha…….nvm!!!don wanna talk alot….anyway compliments GOOD JOB…..haha =)
can do more jokes like dis or not……make more i wanna hear it……eh sai boh…tolong lar……!!!!!!
GAHS > so darn furnie lorhs hahahas
LOL dam shit la.. SO FUNNY.. LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF..
alamak..this is siok men!!!
tat is shittt!! fucker right haha tat was very funny!!!
rofl dam funny i tink i gonna call 91403054
tat so funni lol.. euu fuckin ci bai bangla.. basturd,., keke.. lught until stomach cramp liAo lol..
muahaha..u come bonggol..u come bonggol now..
FUCKING AHBENG CHI BYE AH U MOTHER FUCKING ASS LA
send me the song not
sian nia … tis where got nice .. i show u 1 nicer 1
can tell me the link for that file??
Fuck the ah beng ..
Lmao…this was rox!!Damn that Ah Beng la!
can send me that thing.. very nice sia
noo leh, i heard sth lyk lollipop leh…..
The real one is:
AB: Ah Beng
B: Bangla
AB calling B.
AB: Not calling ah, really ah? Record leh, record buay? Speaker kong ah?
B pick up phone.
B: Hello?
AB: Hello!
B: Yah?
AB: Eh you fucking jibai who call this number ah 91403054?
B: I never call you leh.
AB: You fuck ah. Today you call how many times, about six times you know!
B: Now ah?
AB: Ah. Now then when, your father call ah?
B: Ok ok I see I see later I go and check.
AB: I fuck you ah, you stay where, you stay where, you tell me you stay where, you working where?
B: Then you say me for what huh, ka ni na bu jibai bastard!
AB: You mother jibai you fucking hell ah.
B: I know you, I hantam you fucking jibai you, you stay where you tell me I now come ah.
AB: Ok you stay where, you stay where, you mother jibai palak pundek!
B: You tell me you stay where, ka ni na bu jibai.
AB: Pundek you ah, you mother jibai, you mother jibai inside kosong!
B: Where you, where you stay I come now and see you, ka ni na bu jibai bastard.
AB: You bastard ah, you mother all bastard ah, your mother bastard ah, your mother father ah, sell roti prata you.
B: Fuck you lah sama dia, you Chinese bastard, Chinese bastard lah fucking jibai.
AB: I now call, I now call police ah.
B: YOU STAY WHERE?!?
AB: I catch your number call police ah.
B: HUH?!?
AB: I want to call your foreman come.
B: For what, I never check the IC I want the Hi-card I buy for me. You stupid.
AB: What card?
B: I never take your pay!
AB: I fuck you ah, your father ask me money buy card ah.
B: I buy the Hi-card.
AB: No no no no no, I want to report ah, you fucking ah, I make sure you come don’t come Singapore anymore you fucking Bangla, mother jibai India motherfucker.
B: HUH?!? I told you already, I want to cancel this number!
AB: Then why you scold me, why you scold me, you cancel you cancel your father ah. You scold me? I fuck you ah now where you stay?
B: HUH?!? You stay where tell me I come! You stay where tell me I come!
AB: You sure? You come Punggol now!
B: HUH?!?
AB: Now I, you come Punggol.
B: Punggol ah, Punggol where?
AB: Punggol, Block 107 now, now you come.
B: The new be-lock(block) ah?
AB: Fuck you ah ask your father all come ah!
B: HUH?!?
AB: You mother jibai you.
B: I one man enough? You don’t talk so much ah, I one person you three person five person seven person don’t care you know.
AB: You come ten twenty men I also don’t scared ah!
B: I tell you, I tell you already uncle, sorry sorry, you want to fuck me people for what you tell me.
AB: Of course what, you call me I fuck you ah, what? You call me for what?
B: I tell you, you tell me so far you, instead of fucking fucking jibai for what? This one you cannot tell me people, talk to nicely people, so people understand!
AB: Talk to you nicely? Eh fuck you ah talk nicely, you call me six times I talk to you nicely ah, hah?!?
B: This number last time use ah my friend, but I don’t know that he want to go back already.
AB: I fuck your friend ah! I don’t care your friend, your father, your mother use I also don’t care. As long you don’t call this number, why you call six time? You find prostitute ah, you think prostitute use this number your friend girl ah?
B: No lah, no lah.
AB: Ah then why you call call call call call ah?
B: No lah, no lah.
AB: You fucking jibai Bangla!
B: I now I now I see I want to cancel the this number ok I think.
AB: You fucking make sure you cancel ah one more time I make sure one more time you call ah I make sure I kill you ah you whole family all die ah, I tell you, I gangster I tell you ah. Ah.
B: Don’t worry I never give to Hi-card I never buy to this one ok?
AB: Make sure ah!
B: I keep the, I keep the 15 dollar I buy for me one card.
AB: Ok you fucking make sure you don’t call ah, ok ah I see ah, one more time you call ah, ah!
B: Ok, I today want to cancel the this number.
AB: Then you must say sorry to me now.
B: Ok, I thought solved already already I talk to sorry ok.
AB: I don’t want talk so much I want you say sorry can already, now you say sorry.
B: Okok sorry, I I I want to cancel this number now.
AB: Ah, say very very sorry!
B: Okok, sorry sorry sorry.
AB: Okok
B: Okokok.
THE END
I found out myself.
chiby i hav real 1 la this fake 1 i hav the song too u noob no cake la go home sleep
the bangla don’t noe wats fuck arh?>>>>sex
fuk fuk fuk chi bai chi bai chi bai>>>Ha hahahaa
…..this is luvly shit….=)
calling all bangla!!!!!!!!!!!!a motherf*cker ah beng called me yesterday n scold me a” f*cking bangla” i need all of yur help to hamtam the ah beng up !!!!!!!!!!!!so meet me at bonggol blok 107 tonite to to slap the cibai
very cibai la
kiung pu…..
fuck u ah beng
Hope we can find other audio similar to this one
Stupid Singaporean chinese … the whole Singaporean chinese ancestry are bastards
how to get can send me?
suck!! so funny!!!