If you have your driving license for quite a some time now, you’ll most probably understand why some people just get so impatient when they are driving. No, there’s no wreckless driving or road-bullying involved here, it’s just the usual yelling and cursing behind your steering wheel.

I admit that I can get pretty impatient on the road especially when I’m my way to or back from work. The traffic on the road gets pretty unfriendly and it gets worst when you’re just slugging behind moron who doesn’t have a sense of direction. I mean like what’s wrong with them? Don’t they know that the broken line in at middle of the road is actually to divide the lanes and not a guideline to their destination. Like come on, make up your mind and stick to one lane. And there’s a reason why signal lights existed… you use them! So you can’t blame me for being impatient, I don’t threaten to mow them down but I just curse alot when I’m behind right behind these morons.

Khor Harn PIN a.k.a Kerol a.k.a Sotong sat in my car last night and he calls me a Chow Ah Beng for swearing so much but I can’t help it (she just got her car recently so she never knew how stressful it can be being obstruct by these morons on the road). I guess her time will come since now she got her new car… but she’ll most probably be in my Die-Moron-Die statistics… noob driver

Kan nin na bu eh and niama puki is consider very mild. There’s always niama-puki-kan-nin-na-bu-eh-chow-chi-bai-niama-ka-hai-nin-lau-peh-eh-lor-ar which I only use when I’m really stressed up. Happens once when this moron cut into my path out of a sudden without signaling so I gave him a long honk and when I was oevrtaking his car, he fucking pointed his middle finger at me. Like WTF!!! This moron deserved my fuck-yo-maler-chimchim-you-fucking-moron-you-donno-how-to-fucking-use-
your-fucking-signal-light-ah feat… oh ya, I added in a middle finger combo which was rather a dangerous feat because I had both hands off the wheel (kids, do not try this on the road).

Chow ah beng or not, this is how we drive on Malaysian road. I hate road rage and I’m definitely no road bully. But every now and then I have to blow off my steam too, having to cope with the traffic condition in KL. So excuse me for being me, kanneh! sien!