I’ve got a friend who is seriously hamsup! This guy can talk anything and everything about…yes…you’ve guessed it…SEX! He can even relate anything …and I mean anything to SEX. Give an example of a torchlight, he can somehow related why a torchlight is important with SEX. I’ll leave it to your imagintion.

Just a moment ago, I had a chat with him via MSN messenger and as usual, his conversation is nothing but girls and sex. He’s not a sex maniac but he quite a pervie and talks about sex alot and the way he talks about it just cracks me up! Oh yah…he’s not single either. hehe

Below is our conversation via MSN. Please note that I’ve used another name to protect his identity. Hehe…no matter what he’s still my friend even if he is really hamsup.

Before I go any further, there’s a few terms we use in conversation that you may not understand. So I’ve listed a few of them just to help you out. Happy reading

1) Chiam = to skew/to poke/to screw
2) Cititel = A place for the hamsup fellas to go…according to Mr. Kaichung, of course
3) food/cook = the subject matter (the girl/woman)
4) to cook = to ‘ahem’ the subject matter (I’ll leave it to your imagination again)
5) Kaichung/hamchung/hamsup lou = a pervert, usually ones who frequent a red light district.

Kaichung says:
come, chiam gurl!!

Galvin says:
Cititel?

Kaichung says:
come la u real or not

Kaichung says:
but i can only go during working hour

Kaichung says:
night cannot

Galvin says:
hmm…why cannot?

Kaichung says:
night time got home dishes

Kaichung says:
day time work

Kaichung says:
so eat outside

Kaichung says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA-JQN0Dd6w&mode=related&search=

Galvin says:
so outside food better issit?

Kaichung says:
the water on the grass looks so comfortable

Kaichung says:
it depends

Galvin says:
oh…so why not have home dish during working hour? you heard of “fast food” right?

Kaichung says:
work hour home dishes no one to prepare

Kaichung says:
where got time?

Kaichung says:
unless same place we work

Galvin says:
so what kind of “outside” you like?

Galvin says:
chinese? japanese? thai? or maybe russian?

Kaichung says:
public restaurant its ok, and neighbour’s dinner also can

Kaichung says:
tap sek

Galvin says:
wahh..neighbour’s food also wanna whack ar?

Galvin says:
you not scared of food poisoning?

Kaichung says:
neighbour one still house cook mah, only belongs to ppl one but still cleaner that public rest one, if scared ng hou yee see then we pay them back abit la

Galvin says:
eat ppl’s food already still can pay back ah?

Galvin says:
already ‘makan’ howww to pay back laaa?

Kaichung says:
money la

Galvin says:
aiks? so what so different from going to Cititel to ‘eat’ ?

Galvin says:
you still have to pay ma…got more choices

Kaichung says:
different taste,

Kaichung says:
cititel more ajinomoto

Galvin says:
so how much you pay la?

Kaichung says:
same morale as in u eat inside food and outside food

Kaichung says:
188

Kaichung says:
neighbour more expensive

Kaichung says:
cost all real stok tight ingredient

Kaichung says:
more fresh

Galvin says:
so your neighbours are all good food ah? how come we dont know? since when got server good food there?

Kaichung says:
have to request la

Kaichung says:
u din ask they dont offer one

Kaichung says:
u think they open restaurant meh?

Galvin says:
request? hahaha…so have you tried your neighbour’s food?

Kaichung says:
woh yes

Kaichung says:
she is a old cook man!!

Kaichung says:
experience!!

Galvin says:
wtf?! man or woman?

Kaichung says:
the food all enuff kau kau firethrout

Kaichung says:
women

Galvin says:
hahahhaaha..

Galvin says:
wahh… I tought you only like young cook? didnt know you prefer older women to cook eh?

Galvin says:
so older one you pay more issit?

Galvin says:
becoz they cooked more already right? more experienced?

Kaichung says:
not abt young or old la, depends on quality

Kaichung says:
like the santan producer, not very good, i pay back to compliment pills only

Kaichung says:
worth RM 3.50

Galvin says:
HAhahahahahhAH

Kaichung says:
too young too raw

Kaichung says:
cannot digest

Galvin says:
AHhhahahHahhahahaahahHAhhhaa

Kaichung says:
i critic abit almost cry

Kaichung says:
cannot take critic

Kaichung says:
never improve

Galvin says:
HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAH ROTFL

Kaichung says:
what to do? yound ppl is like that

Galvin says:
haha…so hows the older cook? can take critic anytime ar? so you eat already she give you angpow summore issit?

Kaichung says:
is too perfect, i cant give any comments, i can only chew and swallow the food during the meal

Kaichung says:
no chance to say a word

Kaichung says:
feed me full untill i say dont want!!

Galvin says:
full satisfaction la issit? so now the old cook still cooking? still got eat her food ar?

Kaichung says:
ohh no le, some one has hired her and now cooking in overseas i think

Galvin says:
she’s hired? you sure its not Cititel?

Kaichung says:
nono

Kaichung says:
lately AC also got alot of new stores huh

Kaichung says:
always change

Kaichung says:
my house got cook le so i eat inside

Galvin says:
so you are ‘hungry’ now issit?

Kaichung says:
is not will be eating hawker stall every nioght

Kaichung says:
not really le

Kaichung says:
just interested to taste how was their cooking skills

Galvin says:
all these young cooks are ‘fast-food’ to you la…

Kaichung says:
but i can see most of them still very new and fresh in their cooking career

Galvin says:
stick to your homecook meal la

Galvin says:
your homecook meal also quite young ma

Kaichung says:
last time la, but i oiginated and talented cook

Kaichung says:
have thought her alot

Kaichung says:
so now i dont have to cook anymore

Galvin says:
oiginated?

Kaichung says:
home cook lover

Kaichung says:
back to 3 years ago i was a very commited cook u remember?

Kaichung says:
home cook

Kaichung says:
but now i quit the job d la

Galvin says:
so now back to part time cook issit? and you prefer outside fastfood now?

Kaichung says:
try to enhance more in cooking world

Kaichung says:
exploid

Kaichung says:
i mean explore

Kaichung says:
the cooking superior

Galvin says:
I heard Puchong also got some nice ‘restaurants’ and some fruit farm….fruits are healthy food especially PAPAYA

Kaichung says:
that one i dunno la

Kaichung says:
alot of ppl pluck b4

Kaichung says:
smell like kambing

Kaichung says:
u know the coke and mentos?

Kaichung says:
can shoot damn high man

Kaichung says:
like my cum

Galvin says:
hahahaha

Galvin says:
please laaaa…you where can shoot so high!

Galvin says:
so which farm you’ve gone too? got any good recommendation?

Kaichung says:
now dont have la

Kaichung says:
no $$$ to invest

Kaichung says:
try to get some neighbour food la

Galvin says:
cis…so now going for free food and fast food la…no more paying for food already la issit?

Kaichung says:
ya

Galvin says:
eh…what advise would you give to those young man who wish to look for good food or good place to eat?

Kaichung says:
ohh about that, need to cum and see me la

Kaichung says:
consultation fee will be chared

Kaichung says:
charged

Kaichung says:
now this is my full time job

Galvin says:
niama… you blardy sei hamchung! LOL

Kaichung says:
mahai

Kaichung says:
everyone mankind need FOOD to survive, i only being more paticular in food

Kaichung says:
not overrite?

Kaichung says:
diu

Kaichung says:
u tell me got which man dont need to eat or not feeling hungry one?

Kaichung says:
gtg

Kaichung says:
balik

Kaichung says:
makan

Galvin says:
makan what?!?!?

Kaichung says:
moms cooking!

Kaichung says:
rice!!

Kaichung says:
diu

Kaichung says:
hamsap to hai kam young!!!

Galvin says:
HAHAHhahAhahahahahahaha

Kaichung says:
real rice!! dont simply think!!

Kaichung says:
lanciau!!

Galvin says:
HAhahahhahahaa…