Scenario 1:
Road tax expiring soon. Gotta bank in RM220 for my dealer to help me renew my road tax.

Scenario 2:
Credit card payment due. Gotta bank in RM500 today.

Scenario 3:
Dealer sent text message, I’m blacklisted because I’ve got a summon my old Saga’s faulty 3rd brake light. (I refused to clear it at first because my goddamn 3rd brake light refused to work only when there’s a block. Immediate after I got summoned, the goddamn 3rd brake light was functioning again! @%$#%#%!!!).

That’s another RM300 gone down the drain.

Scenario 4:
Bought a 4 liter Shell Semi-synthetic oil for my car. I have RM500 cash but I didn’t wanna use it; swipe with card instead coz wanna bank in the money for credit card. (fully extending my expenses).

That’s another RM87.

Scenario 5:
After my game, I realised my stash of fifties is gone! FUCK! Either I dropped it at the petrol station or someone took it from my bag when I was playing basketball! Some kids were sitting around the place where I left my bag. I suspect one of them took it. Too bad they are gone. Kanneh!!!

Conclusion:
I’m RM500 short and now I added another RM87 to my credit card debt; I need additional RM300 to pay for my summon before I can renew my road tax which gonna cost me another RM220!!!!

RM500 + RM300 + RM87 + RM220 = SUPER BROKE!!!!

OMG! I still need to bank in RM500 for my card today!!!! WAAHH LANNNNN….SIBEH SWAY AHHhhhhh!! Siennn…