You know you’re a Facebook addict when…

Here’s 10 reasons to know that you’re a Facebook addict:

1.) You spent almost half your day on Facebook… everyday.
Whenever you have the free time, you’ll be clicking away on Facebook.

2.) Your first website whenever you’re near a PC is Facebook.
The first website you’ll go to is Facebook, regardless on your home, college or even office PC.

3.) Your Facebook website will be permanently logged-in whenever your PC is on.
If your PC is left online at home or in office, you’ll have your Facebook logged on.

4.) You’ll check your Facebook the first thing in the morning when you’re in office.
You don’t even check your emails anymore. The first thing you do in office is to start up your Firefox and go to www.facebook.com.

5.) You’ll check your Facebook first even when you’re in a Cybercafe or near a WiFi enable spot.
Regardless of what’s your chore for the day, you’ll try to check your Facebook whenever possible.

6.) You start recruiting ninjas and pirates, zombies and werewolves.
Nuff said!

7.) You start throwing food at people and giving plants to everyone and petting every animal nearby.
Nuff said!

8.) You start poking every goddamn friends you have.
Long-term exposure to such thoughts will eventually lead you to physical contacts.

9.) You definitely have Fighters’ Club application installed and probably involved in some virtual fighters’ group.
You’ll have plenty of friends in your list and most probably you don’t even know half of them. You’ll be logged on to Fighters’ Club application everytime you’re on Facebook.

10.) You’ll be posting Wall messages and chatting via Facebook to your friends even though you guys are just sitting side by side in a Cybercafe!!!!!
Damien, Ah Q, Winson, Jess and Adry… get a life!! LOL

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    6 Comments »

    Comment by Gallivanter
    2007-09-07 15:45:36

    Hi, I’m Gallivanter and I’m a Facebook addict. :-P

     
    Comment by damien
    2007-09-07 16:38:37

    say no to rokok and yes to tetek

     
    Comment by Reta
    2007-09-07 17:08:55

    Hi I’m Reta. I’m on facebook but I’m not addicted also wan. =P

     
    Comment by KY
    2007-09-08 02:28:58

    noobs! come fight!

     
    Comment by Galvin
    2007-09-08 02:46:55

    Come fight me :P I dare you.

     
    Comment by absolutapple
    2007-09-10 13:55:53

    on facebook too but no addict. :)

     
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