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I hate Honda Civics

May 26, 2008 by Galvin Tan in Daily Rants with 25 Comments


… or rather, I despise people who drives one!

Ok, maybe not all of them but I would say MOST of them. I don’t fucking care whether is a Type R or a V-Tec, the way you guys are driving your stupid machines, you guys are better off being Type M… for MORON!

Whether is an EG or an EK, look, it’s still a fucking road car and you’re on a fucking road! You’re not on a race track and no, we’re not impressed with your moronic act!

I’ve seen plenty of such so-called ‘sports cars’ weaving in and out on the Federal Highway and most of them that I’ve encountered are usually Civics. With their loud blaring exhaust and their reckless attitudes on the road, they think that they’re the King of the road… NOT!

Type M
Cut along the dotted lines and stick it in your car…MORON!





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Galvin
Galvin

Hahahaha....that's a good one!

Galvin
Galvin

Hahahaha....that's a good one!

F0l2saken
F0l2saken

B-T-W Stick with Type-R for RETARD, that's really what type r means

F0l2saken
F0l2saken

B-T-W Stick with Type-R for RETARD, that's really what type r means

F0l2saken
F0l2saken

I completely agree with you. They are called ricers, they are usually teenage idiots that think a 140HP stock car (if that) is fast. They then think by putting a loud fart cannon on their car that suddenly they are driving a race car. The truth is, you'll only impress 12 year old boys with a honda civic, because it's faster than their huffy and nothing else.

They also sound gayer than aids when you put a fart cannon on it. If a car could get a tore up ass from having too much anal sex, a honda civic with a fart cannon would be the sound it made!!!

F0l2saken
F0l2saken

I completely agree with you. They are called ricers, they are usually teenage idiots that think a 140HP stock car (if that) is fast. They then think by putting a loud fart cannon on their car that suddenly they are driving a race car. The truth is, you'll only impress 12 year old boys with a honda civic, because it's faster than their huffy and nothing else.

They also sound gayer than aids when you put a fart cannon on it. If a car could get a tore up ass from having too much anal sex, a honda civic with a fart cannon would be the sound it made!!!

Margie
Margie

i was driving civic back in Malaysia..remember? :(

Galvin
Galvin

Margie, you're not reckless. You're just hazardous!

Margie
Margie

i was driving civic back in Malaysia..remember? :(

Galvin
Galvin

Margie, you're not reckless. You're just hazardous!

Klaw
Klaw

My opinion is the crazy roadsters on the Federal Highway are the souped up Proton Wira with big exhaust and techno music you can listen to from the other car.

I drive a non-modified old Civic so I hope I don't sound biased :P

Klaw
Klaw

My opinion is the crazy roadsters on the Federal Highway are the souped up Proton Wira with big exhaust and techno music you can listen to from the other car.

I drive a non-modified old Civic so I hope I don't sound biased :P

Galvin
Galvin

Ya sure ... WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :)

Galvin
Galvin

Ya sure ... WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :)

AhBeng
AhBeng

hey galvin!

ahbeng dont drive protons la... we drive bmws (320is but we stick 325i :) at the very least. where got ahbeng in wiralution/wajalution.

only ahbeng wannabes' drive protons and japs, we ahbengs are richer than u guys la...

AhBeng
AhBeng

hey galvin!

ahbeng dont drive protons la... we drive bmws (320is but we stick 325i :) at the very least. where got ahbeng in wiralution/wajalution.

only ahbeng wannabes' drive protons and japs, we ahbengs are richer than u guys la...

galvin
galvin

Yes yes Rice Blogger, I hate those goddamn Wajalutions too! Like WTF? A Waja be a Waja la...why wanna be such an Ah Beng?!?

galvin
galvin

Yes yes Rice Blogger, I hate those goddamn Wajalutions too! Like WTF? A Waja be a Waja la...why wanna be such an Ah Beng?!?

Rice Blogger
Rice Blogger

wah...i want to buy a civic...haha...i like them...but not planing to modify it

what is your experience with wajalution? or wiralution? or Kancil trying to be what ever they would like to imaging.

Rice Blogger
Rice Blogger

wah...i want to buy a civic...haha...i like them...but not planing to modify it

what is your experience with wajalution? or wiralution? or Kancil trying to be what ever they would like to imaging.

galvin
galvin

Hi Hin Ching, sorry if my posting here is rather too generalised. Definitely, a few bad experience did not ruin my day. It'll take more than that just to pissed me off.

Honestly, I'm more concerned about the safety of other road users.

galvin
galvin

Hi Hin Ching, sorry if my posting here is rather too generalised. Definitely, a few bad experience did not ruin my day. It'll take more than that just to pissed me off.

Honestly, I'm more concerned about the safety of other road users.

Hin Ching
Hin Ching

I drive one. I'm not really good with car models but I know the Civic I'm driving is quite old. Anyway, I hope a few bad experiences won't ruin your day. It probably isn't worth it. Cheerio!

Hin Ching
Hin Ching

I drive one. I'm not really good with car models but I know the Civic I'm driving is quite old. Anyway, I hope a few bad experiences won't ruin your day. It probably isn't worth it. Cheerio!

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