Why Vampires Suck?

Seriously, that’s what they do and all they can do.

However, all these vampire movies are getting on my nerves. I didn’t make it through the 3rd episode of True Blood and I’m surely not gonna pay to watch New Moon from the Twilight Saga.

Vampires suck because that’s what they do. However, vampires related movies suck big time because the movies are getting cheesier and I hate cheesy movies.

No action, no passion… only lovey dovey bite-me-I-wanna-be-with-you BS! Edward is so white in Twilight, Mickey Mouse would have probably mistaken him for a piece of Feta cheese!

Vampires suck so bad, that even Michael Jackson (if he’s alive) wants to be BLACK again!

It’s a good thing Directors Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer decided to come up with the spoof of a vampire movie. I would rather go watch Vampires Suck than to kill myself watching yet another Twilight Saga.

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