I bet no one will ever take it seriously when one have to write about this product and to give it a creative headline – as for I, failed miserably too. *snickers*
Flat-D pads are disposable flatulence deodorizer pads that are placed on the inside of your underwear to mask the smell of farts. It can be used daily or as needed and can be used with briefs and panty hose. However, it will not be effective for those who fancy wearing boxers.
So to all serial-farters out there, there’s now a solution for you to FOL (Fart Out Loud… and proud) even when you’re in a public domain. You’re probably getting a lot of eyes staring at you but rests assure that your flatulence will stink no more.
The Flat-D pads are highly recommended for those who can’t control their flatulence. This will eliminate any awkward moments in the lift when a ‘silencer’ is being released.
The Flat-D is available in a pack of 10 for $29.95.
Source: [ Laughing Squid ]