The famous KY of KYspeaks.com

KYThis is KY. KY is my friend from quite some time ago and now he’s my chow ah beng clan. LOTK KY and Terry here are teammates who pwned my ass in foosball a few years back. They remained undefeated so far. Being a Penangite, KY knows how to enjoy food, so KY blogs alot about food on his blogsite, KYspeaks.com Kyspeaks. Driven by his passion for food, KY is currently one of NST’s Monsterblog resident blogger. Given the honour of such magnitude, KY is inspired to go further and across the nation in search for more good food to blog about.

Most of his stories always left readers and viewers drooling all over it. He’s currently gaining not only fame and popularity, he’s also gaining a little bit more love handles!

As you can see, in search on good food, KY indulged in almost every food he came across.

Our secret spy managed to capture some photos from KY’s resident. ky_01.jpgHere’s a photo taken not long ago outside KY’s house while he’s minding his own business. As you can see, he’s still looking fit and all. But further spying reveals that KY is hiding something from us! Agent SexySotong’s high-tech spycam managed to capture this photo when KY was at the comfort of his living hidden from the public!

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Being a popular food blogger is not all fame and glory, it has a high price to pay too!

New Croc Hunter named?

OMG, less than a day and already they named a new Croc Hunter!!?? That’s what I was thinking last nite when Julea told me over the phone. I sighed a breathe of regret thinking that someone is already out to replace the late Steve ‘Crocs Rule’ Irwin. It was after dinner and I was out so I didn’t read any follow-up news on the Croc Hunter since after I left home. “Damn…this is really shitty!” I thought to myself.

I had to work last nite so I brought my notebook along. I went over to Old Town Kopitiam in Subang SS15 to have a cup of white coffee and to use their WiFi facility there. As usual, I will go thru my emails first before anything else and I came across an email from Julea. It was entitled “New Croc Hunter!!” with an attachment. Surely its the photo of the new croc hunter so I quickly open up the email wanting badly to know who and I found this photo…





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Sienness……….Zzzzzz -_-”

(No disrespect to the late Steve Irwin because I’m a great fan of him. But Julea just find this photo very funny)

My Cubicle

After a week long of meetings, It’s back to normal now in office. The slack thing about being so busy for the whole week, when it’s all finally over, suddenly you feel just so free.

Here I am sitting infront of my PC, going thru some of my mails and junk mails and I came across this funny song a friend sent to me. The lyric of the song is exactly how I’m feeling now in office.

If you like James Blunt with his famous “You’re Beautiful” song, now here’s another rendition of the song for all of you office rats. Hope you like it ;)

My Cubicle lyrics:

My job is stupid,
My day’s a bore,
Inside this office,
From 8 to 4.

Nothing ever happens,
My life is pretty blank,
Pretending that I am working,
Pray I don’t get canned.

My cubicle, my cubicle,
It’s 1 of 62,
It’s my small space,
In a crowded place,
Just a six by six board booth,
And I hate it, that’s the truth.

When I give a sigh,
As the boss walks by,
No one ever talks to me,
Or looks me in the eye,
And I really should work,
But instead I just sit here,
And surf the internet.

And my cubicle, my cubicle,
It doesn’t have a view,
It’s my small space,
In a crowded place,
I sit inside there too,
And sometimes I sit here nude.

The Korean Clock Lady

Here’s something I got over the Internet quite sometime ago. It’s yet one of those phone pranks that you pull one someone. But this prank was done over live radio on The Howard Stern Show. Yet another classic prank that deserves to be shared with everyone.

Warning! This stream is not office safe. If you’re tuning in from your office, keep the volume low and then LAUGH OUT LOUD!

Related post : How to handle mysterious calls … ah beng style!

The Twins And Their Moronic Uncle.

A eight month old pregnant lady met an accident and was admitted to hospital in a coma.

She woke up 2 months later and found herself lying in a strange room. In shock, she shouted for help. A nurse came rushing in through the door to comfort the confused lady.

Nurse :
Don’t worry ma’am, you’re in a hospital and you’re in good hands.

Lady : Where am I? My GOD, where’s my baby?? Where’s my baby??!??

Nurse : Don’t worry…don’t worry…everything is fine. Your babies are sleeping now and you a safe here now.

Lady : *gasping* what? My babies?

Nurse : Yes ma’am, your babies. You have a pair of twins! You were still in coma when you were due. The doctor had to perform a cesarean section to deliver the babies safely. You’re now a mother of a boy and a girl.

Lady : Oh my god…twins? boy? girl??! Where are my babies now??!

Nurse : Now calm down ma’am. Yes, a boy and a girl. They’re in the maternity room and they’re sound asleep. You’ll get to see them soon.

Nurse : Oh, and your cousin helped to named them too.

Lady : Ohhh…..WHAT?? My cousin?!

Nurse : Yes, you do have a cousin, don’t you?

Lady : Yes I do but he’s a moron!! How could you let him named my babies!??! What’s the name of my beloved babies?

Nurse : I’m sorry ma’am we didn’t know your cousin was a moron. Baby girl…the niece …

Lady : (cutting in) … ohh…Denise is a nice name. What’s my boy’s name?

Nurse : The nephew!!!

This is when the lady past out again for 2 more days.

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