Gosh, I’m sick and tired of all these political hoo haas that have been going on recently in Malaysia. The amount of scandals and accusations between the government and the opposition party, if we were to compile and publish a book for it, it would be thicker than Yellow Pages, like about 10 times! It’s getting way too complicated and way too ridiculous it makes me sick, it’s making the whole country sick! How I [...]

Ji Ki Sio Hor Sua (一支小雨伞) or A Small Umbrella is also another very popular hokkien song to the hokkien community. I recalled my cousin John’s wedding dinner, his friends had put on a little sketch/song just especially for him and his newly wed wife, Jocelyn. The song was none other than Ji Ki Sio Hor Sua and we sang together and had a good laugh. Ji Ki Sio Hor Sua is indeed a very [...]

I swear a lot, I admit. Swearing is good, it’s another way of anger management. I chose to swear than to pick a fight. Of course, some may say that this is such a cowardly act, but I beg to differ. You see, swearing increases my vocabulary, especially when I swear in different dialect. Since my school days, I often hang around with a lot of machas. Until today, I still have a lot of [...]

Like every typical Chinese men, I dream to be rich. The only way to instant wealth is to strike the jackpot lottery. Chances like these only come like once in a million years of my lifetime! I’ve to be dead like 100 times before I stand the chance to strike the jackpot. And too bad I’m not Lee Kah Sing’s son or the smart genius that created Google, so there goes my chance of being [...]

This has been known to be the most effective technique to learn chinese in a day. Just 3 minutes a day and you’ll be speaking chinese like a …. chinese :) Speak chinese in 3 minutes. Remember to READ OUT LOUD. 1. That is not right……Sum Ting Wong 2. Are you harboring a fugitive?…. Hu Yu Hai Ding 3. See me ASAP….. Kum Hia Nao 4. Small Horse…. Tai Ni Po Ni 5. Did you [...]