Hokkien Kwa

For the past 2 weeks we’ve (myself and KY) been trying hard to look for a hokkien kwa(song) entitled “ji pak ban” ( one million ) but to no avail. This hokkien song goes something like this … “na si gua uh ji pa ban!!!!! wa beh je puey kee!!!” ( If I’ve got one million, I wanna fly on a plane ). I’ve tried hard seaching on the net but it’s pretty hard to find a hokkien song in ENGLISH!! Kanneh!

Somehow, I came across this other hokkien song that was posted in some forum and it’s fucking hilarious can! Here’s how the song goes …

lu long wa long,
wa long lu song
wa tit tit long,
lu tit tit song,

wa kong mai long,
lu kong beh tong,
wah tit tit long,
lu tit tit kong beh tong.

Translation … and I mean DIRECT translation from hokkien to english

i bang you bang,
i bang you enjoy,
i keep banging,
you keep enjoying,

i say don’t bang,
you say cannot take it,
i keep banging,
you keep saying cannot take it.